Officer Killed - Was My Friend.

If you dont know it - I rarely watch the local news. I havent watched the local news in years. I love the national news...but hate the local news.

Why?

It's Simply Too Depressing!

I'll occasionally see the first 10 seconds of the news if I'm too lazy to find the remote to change the channel.

If you have been reading my blog, you know I really don't care for lawyers and police.

I casually heard a Baltimore police officer was killed by a hit-and-run SUV just before New Years Eve. Officers killed on duty is really sad. I really dont want anybody to die - but I went on with my daily grind.

On January 2, 3008, I went to Jiffy Lube. While waiting the TV was on and I then found out the officer killed was a friend of mine. We used to work together at a home improvement gig. We were both teenagers at the time.

What's really fucked up is the "drunk, 35 year old, stripper" bitch that killed him was arrested, released and has not been charged!

I Smell Something Fishy!

My Job Is Stupid.

My full-time job is working for the government. My part-time job is in internet marketing. I love my PT job. I will soon make my PT job - FT and I cant wait.

My current job is not horrible, but they do some dumb shit around here. If instance, I've never had a job where they routinely give underperformers NO WORK. They do not hold these adults accountable for shit. And what kills me is that some of these fuck-face losers make more money than me!

The real kick in the balls, happens when they re-distribute the losers work. So now I have to do my work AND somebody else's - while he's looking at porn all day. I'm basically being penalize for being a good worker and that's fucked up. Government will never be as efficient private industry business...never! In private, if you cant cut it, slice-you're gone..."Next!". They wouldnt even fathom doing business any other way.

The other ass backwards thing this government does is contract out job to the lowest bidder. I think a contractor came up with this dumb ass rule. A lot of the contractor work around here is shitty. It took the elevator contractor months to repair and I swear, the following week the floor numbers would not light up inside the elevator.

So, you had no idea if the elevator was going to stop at your floor or not. What the fuck was he working on all that time. That's what happens when you hire the lowest bidder.

You get fucked up work.

If i needed an operation I'd be damn if I'm going for the 'cheapest Doc in town'.

And some people are doing just that. They are going to third world country to get plastic surgery cheaper.

Fuck dat!

Wake up People!!!

The Dune Room Team,

Happy New Year

That White Woman Shudda Got Her Ass Kicked!

A few weeks ago, in Baltimore, a white woman was beaten by a group of black students on a bus . This really sadden me because they really fucked her up!

But when I looked into the situation deeper, they should have wooped her ass! She's lucky they didn't fuckup the other eye. That would have been beautiful...two matching black eyes! She obviously is not good at the ole 'bob and weave' move.

I hope they release the bus surveillance video. I will fix me a nice fresh bag of popcorn, say the slogan, "Let get ready to rumble..." and enjoy this royal ass whipping.

Why Am I So Mean?

Let's look at the 'cause & effect'. Most people look at the effect and try to focus on that. Which is the wrong way to make change. The correct way is to look at the cause.

Why Should You Give A Fuck?

I've Google News this shit to death. And no one is explaining 'why' a group of blacks, wooped this bitch's ass. Like-what would make them 'snap'? Bigger question...What was the cause?

Well Let Me Tell Ya.

The first error this woman made was that she was not intelligent enough to realize these losers were not rapped to tight. In other words, the home training they received was "jungle training". I dont have the time to explain what that is, but let's just say it is not good.

Using their jungle training, these children smelled fear and started to fuck with her.

The second error is she was back talking them and she was by herself. This is a rookie move. She needed to STFU - shut the fuck up!

Third error, they told her not to sit in a certain chair and she disobeyed. Well, guess what time it is... ass whipping time...!

The police is calling this shit a hate crime...give me a fucking break. Is it a hate crime, if you hate yourself? That's the other 'cause' in this situation.

The nine students had their bus privileges revoked. Boo Fucking Hoo.

Question, how the fuck will they get to school now?

I'm So Glad Xmas is OVER!!!

Christmas is such a moronic Holiday.

If you care to know how I really feel.

Check this out!

This Bitch Is Crazy!!! (Part 1)

You won't believe this shit, but this bimbo bitch on my job emailed me the message below:

----- Original Message -----
Sent: Wed Dec 19 16:28:09 2007
Subject: A good man

Do you have any friends that are single and looking? I am trying to hook my very, strikingly beautiful cousin up with a "good man". Here are some items I decided should be number one on her list. The number two items will follow tomorrow.

1. loves GOD
1. loves himself & family
1. hard working
1. takes a stand for what is right
1. Disease free - past & present
1. heterosexual
1. monogamous or at least capable of being in a monogamous relationship
1. confident but not egotistical
1. emotionally mature
1. family oriented
1. considerate and respectable of herself and other family members
1. recognizes she is the best thing since Beyonce
1. is not selfish
1. is patience
1. has integrity
1. stick s to his word
1. respects himself
1. doesn't play games
1. sincere
1. just wanna have fun
1. spontaneous
1. smart
1. good conversationalist
1. fun loving
1. no risky behavior (sexually or other ways)
1. no abuse issue (drugs, children, women, self-abuse)
1. very generous with his money when it come to the important people in his life
1. creative
1. dependable
1. trustworthy

WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE BUT NOT A "MUST HAVE"
1. makes good money
1. good looking
1. good build
1. has a nice car
1. has a nice house
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This was my 'polite' response:

-----Original Message-----
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2007 7:55 AM
Subject: Re: A good man

Sorry I can't help u out. The long list is why your cousin is single!!!

Did she give this list to Santa? Maybe he can help her!?!

Good luck!!!!!!!

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Nice reply...huh?

Believe me, thats not what the fuck I was thinking...at all! I have a question for you. If a man had all of these qualities WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE BE SINGLE??? I think her 'airhead' cousin should buy a pussy cat and get used to life as a "spinster" (which is an eloquent way of saying 'ole maid')

She deserves to be alone for the holidays. I should buy her a box tissues and a case of batteries so she can masturbate and cry herself to sleep every night!!!

The 'pocket rocket' will be the only long-term relationship she'll ever have!!

And I bet my balls on that one!!!

Ticket Cops Suck Mad Cock!

In front of my job there is a 2 hour parking limit. I think this is bullshit. What's even more bullshit is that the county has a dedicated coon to monitor this 500ft parking strip.

Now I live in one of the highest murder rate cities in the US. I don't understand, why dont these nutless cops do some real work and go out and fight some real fucking crime. What kinda gay job is writing out parking tickets anyway?

Look, I dont do drugs and I dont rats ass if others are doing it. To me it's an efficient way of cleansing the earth of assholes. But my point is, I dont do drugs but I know exactly where to get some.

So, as an average citizen, if I know where the fuckin drugs are being sold, should'nt the dickhead police dept know as well?

But everytime they get a chance to, they fuck me-with no grease. And I'm getting tired of this shit. I dont pay taxes...they 'take' taxes. So the thousands of $$ they take from me every year is going to some clown so they can suck even more money from me.

Again, this is bullshit.

The laws, lawyers, lawmakers, and law enforcement SUCK MAD COCK!

Police, go fight some real crime...Bitches!!!

They Should Legalize Pussy in 2008

One of the dumbest laws on the books is regarding prostitution. If I want some pussy, I should be able to go to the yellow pages go to the “P” section and buy some pussy. It’s an even exchange. I got money and what some pussy; she’s got pussy and want some money.

What the fuck is the problem?

Instead I have to take matters “into my own hands” or drive around creepy neighborhoods and find some crackhead with a decent body to fuck (and pray she is not a cop). And it shouldn’t be like that. I would love to fuck a Chinese chick. I hear their pussy taste like duck sauce. In my sick mind, all I can hear is “me love you long time” and “me so horny”. The best thing about banging an Asian chick is that I wouldnt have to do my laundry anymore.

Onward.

Prostitution should be legalized and regulated…PERIOD. I would even pay taxes on it-especially if it’s good!

And as you all know, illegal prostitution is happening right now:

When you buy that chick’s kid clothes and get some pussy…that’s prostitution

When you take her to Vegas and she give’s you pussy… that’s prostitution

When her lights & cable are ‘bout to be cut off and she calls you for $$$...guess what… that’s prostitution.

Me personally I rather lease than own. That’s what makes prostitution so great. And it should be on a pay for performance plan (swallowing is $10 bucks more). Plus, I wouldn’t have to deal with the nagging and finally the best part…

…She would always say YES!