Chrismas Is A Dumb Ass Holiday!

This has got to be the most stupidest holiday ever. Who ever thought of this shit, is a fucking genius. Everything about this holiday smell worst than Brittany Spears coochie. Thousands of years from now people will be laughing their asses off – especially the fact the we cut down a perfectly good tree and then put the motherfucker inside the house!

What kinda shit is dat?

Do you know how many pesticides and creatures are living in trees; and in your brilliance you put this in your house, put lights on it, and then gifts under it? And like clockwork, every year, thousands trees will catch fire and burn down the house. Question..why the fuck do you have a lighted tree in your house anyway???

Then you have numb-nuts (I’m included) that try to circumvent the live tree situation by buying a fake tree that actually comes a part so you can store it away for next year. So for about 49 weeks out of the year, in my basement, I have a box with a fake tree inside it.

What the fuck is up with Santa? I refused to tell my kids that some fat fuck, in a gay red suit, brings them presents. Not after all year I buss my ass working for ‘The Man”.

We have brain washed our kids so well. I recently took my daughter to our annual “Santa Cruise”. This is where we cruise around the Harbor, have breakfast, sing dumb ass xmas carols, and take pictures with Santa.

Well this year, they threw her a curve ball and fucked her mind up!!! This year for the first time….SANTA WAS BLACK. The look on her face was...

...PRICELESS.