Monday, December 17, 2007

They Should Legalize Pussy in 2008

One of the dumbest laws on the books is regarding prostitution. If I want some pussy, I should be able to go to the yellow pages go to the “P” section and buy some pussy. It’s an even exchange. I got money and what some pussy; she’s got pussy and want some money.

What the fuck is the problem?

Instead I have to take matters “into my own hands” or drive around creepy neighborhoods and find some crackhead with a decent body to fuck (and pray she is not a cop). And it shouldn’t be like that. I would love to fuck a Chinese chick. I hear their pussy taste like duck sauce. In my sick mind, all I can hear is “me love you long time” and “me so horny”. The best thing about banging an Asian chick is that I wouldnt have to do my laundry anymore.

Onward.

Prostitution should be legalized and regulated…PERIOD. I would even pay taxes on it-especially if it’s good!

And as you all know, illegal prostitution is happening right now:

When you buy that chick’s kid clothes and get some pussy…that’s prostitution

When you take her to Vegas and she give’s you pussy… that’s prostitution

When her lights & cable are ‘bout to be cut off and she calls you for $$$...guess what… that’s prostitution.

Me personally I rather lease than own. That’s what makes prostitution so great. And it should be on a pay for performance plan (swallowing is $10 bucks more). Plus, I wouldn’t have to deal with the nagging and finally the best part…

…She would always say YES!

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